Craig Biggio's Retirement: A Text Message Exchange
CURTAIN RISES
Wily Mo Adams: Craig Biggio is retiring at season's end...thank God
Gweedoh: Thank all the gods...the Superfluous Pine Tar industry must be reeling
WMA: I wonder if he wears all his street clothes as dumbly oversized as his helmet
G-doh: I wonder if in his new office job he wins undeserved Platinum Pen awards just 'cause he's good at copying
WMA: Maybe he and Jeff Bagwell can go into business together... as dead people. That I killed.
G-doh: Then they would be the "Killed B's"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[drumdrum! cymbal!]
~LA FIN~
2 comments:
I'll exterminate Derek "Operation Shutdown" Bell and the trio will be reunited once more!
Growing up though, Biggio and Bags were my boys. I always tried to bat like Bags, but I kept falling over on the followthrough. I'm pretty sure Biggio holds the record for most consecutive at bats with out grounding into a double play. Its something like 800 ABs. DiMaggio who?
Don't forget Mark Berry and Geoff Blum!
Reds killers, all of 'em. Hence the acrimony.
G'damn Jeff Bagwell and his pop-a-squat stance and eye shadow-lookin' face.
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