John Donovan Needs to Get His Monkeys on the Same Page

I'm not sure which 4th grade braintrust pieces together the SI.com columns that are labeled "John Donovan" and have a picture of some random dude's half-graying mug at the top, but they oughtta work on the consistency of their prose:

This week's Power "GRR" Rankings:

Adam Dunn is being shopped, but it'd take a beads-for-Manhattan swap to
change the fortunes of this team. Even in that division.

But and then just 3 days ago, the John Donovan Manu-factory wrote this in an article about how wide-open the NL Central is:

The Reds score more than 4 1/2 runs a game, fifth in the NL. If their pitching
is there, the Reds will improve. One good trade could put them in the running.

Proof that sportswriters don't really pay attention to anything they write? I'ma think so.