Adventures in Eulogary Hyperbole...

[from like a week ago, via email from Wily Mo Adams. He's lazy so I'm belatedly posting this for him]

Apparently one of the dudes who really pushed NASCAR into the mainstream died today. I'm watching ESPNews, and some bigwig from the circuit just literally said,

...."I mean, it's kinda like losing a former President of the United States."

It's not SO bad if you replace "former" with "current," but still.