DEATH as a Baseball Season
Ladies and Gentlefolks, your 2007 Cincinnati Reds:
Record: 19-33, already 14 games below .500
Just lost 6 of 7 to the Nationals and Pirates.
After entering extras tied 2-2 against the Pirates- whose clean-up hitter is batting .206 - they gave up 8 runs in the 10th inning
The next day, they hit 5 homeruns and LOST.
They've given up the lead in almost every 8th inning they've played against Houston this year.
Despite the fact that:
-Adam Dunn is on pace to hit 45 homerun with 102 RBIs
-Junior: 37 homeruns, 102 RBIs
-Phillips: 28 homeruns, 88 RBIs
-Gonzalez: 33 homeruns, 73 RBIs
-Kyle Lohse just pitched a complete game shutout.
-I've paid off all umpires with homemade banana bread
Fuckers. Walnuts are expensive.
6 comments:
Hey remember when the Reds traded Kearns and Lopez for bullpen help? Yeah, that worked well. Remember the year before they turned down Kearns for Westbrook?
Feel bad enough? DON'T FUCK WITH THE .690 OPS JUGGERNAUT THAT IS THE PITTSBURGH PIRATES!
Don't give up hope, though. The Comedy Central is a combined 36 games below .500. My Pirates are in 2nd. Repeat: My Pirates are in 2nd.
Worst. Division. Ever.
And the Cerveceros -- as they´re known in Central America (the NL Central of subcontinants) -- are on their way down to .500 also.
http://www.daytondailynews.com/s/content/oh/story/sports/pro/reds/2007/05/30/ddn053007redsnotesweb.html
Ryan Freel: Cheats even when unconscious.
More like, makes amazing catches even when unconscious.
i want some banana bread
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