Fuck Baseball
How in the fucking fuck are the Cardinals within 2.5 games of first place?
What kind of piece of garbageshit assbitch team is the...effing...AH...GOD.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
Thursday, August 16, 2007
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How in the fucking fuck are the Cardinals within 2.5 games of first place?
What kind of piece of garbageshit assbitch team is the...effing...AH...GOD.
AHHHHHHHHHHH
4 comments:
The Cardinals have two above average players on thier roster, Pujols and Duncan. Thats it. The rest is a collection of cast offs and rejuvenated once upon a timers. This run has to be a fluke. Expected wins based on runs/run allowed is 53. Thats 2 more than the NL worst Pirates. I predict they lose the division by at least 7 games, just look at the vital contributors:
Kip Wells
Braden Looper
Mike Maroth
Todd Wellemeyer
Ryan "I'm 7 feet tall and throw 86" Franklin
Rick "Bi-Polar Babe Ruth" Ankiel
Gary Bennett
Scott "I poop red turds from my chin" Spiezio
Even Adrian Beltre is screaming fluke.
Thank you, Chad, for some actual analysis to supplement my blind rage.
But who wins the Central if the Cards lose by 7 games?
Cubs by 3 over the BrewCrew.
Cubs 86-76
Brewers 83-79
Cards 79-83
Astros 72-90
Reds 60-102
Pirates 52-110
I love how, for the Reds and Pirates to achieve those 100-loss seasons, they will have to go 5-32 and 1-39 respectively the rest of the way. Made more difficult by the fact that they play each other 4 times in that span.
I wouldn't rule it out, though.
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