I REALLY Didn't Want to Devote Another Post to This, BUT...

...this is the icing on the cake.

Yes, it's official, ESPN is obsessed with Boston:

Despite the fact that their team of objective analysts identified the Red Sox as Cold Plate Specialists in the lineup, infield, and bullpen categories, Jayson Stark has OFFICIALLY declared them as the most improved team in the AL.

I understand that reporters are going to disagree, but for shit's sake, these aren't Op-Ed pieces.

Oh, wait! This just in: ESPN has declared the Red Sox winners of the New Homes Garden Gold Medal for Best Landscaped Retirement Development!!!

While we're at it, I can't believe it hasn't been nationally noted that thanks to the Bronson Arroyo trade, the BoSox are the unequivocal Cold Plate Specialists for the Best Album of the Year Grammy.