Breaking News: Jason LaRue's Idea of Home is a Deformed Deer About to Tangle Itself in a Barbed Wire Fence

So there's this CelebraDoodle thing that just went on in Cincinnati where local celebs draw crappy pictures and they auction them off for charity. This particular auction benefited Habitat for Humanity, so celebs were asked to make doodles of "their idea of home."

For some reason, ex-Red and always-hunter Jason LaRue was asked to participate. Most people drew, you know, houses. Turns out Aaron Harang and Adam Dunn are both halfway decent doodlers.

But not Jason LaRue. He drew...this:

First of all, if you're wondering why the deer actually looks pretty good, look closer and you can tell it's totally a stencil. NICE TRY JASON. You always were good at deceiving us into thinking you were good. I mean, he didn't even bother drawing in a face. Or the rifle he is aiming at it.

Second of all, I like the prickly pear cacti, but why do some of them have penises? Definitely little stubby flaccid penises and not flowers. Is that what you think about when you're shooting at trapped animals? Weird, man. Very weird.

Third of all, I changed my mind about the fence- it's actually an *electric* barbed-wire fence. Between that, the cacti, and the inability to see the fence, smell LaRue's hunt-sweat, or breathe, that deer is fucked.

Home sweet home.