DEATH as a Baseball Season

Ladies and Gentlefolks, your 2007 Cincinnati Reds:

Record: 19-33, already 14 games below .500

Just lost 6 of 7 to the Nationals and Pirates.

After entering extras tied 2-2 against the Pirates- whose clean-up hitter is batting .206 - they gave up 8 runs in the 10th inning

The next day, they hit 5 homeruns and LOST.

They've given up the lead in almost every 8th inning they've played against Houston this year.


Despite the fact that:

-Adam Dunn is on pace to hit 45 homerun with 102 RBIs
-Junior: 37 homeruns, 102 RBIs
-Phillips: 28 homeruns, 88 RBIs
-Gonzalez: 33 homeruns, 73 RBIs
-Kyle Lohse just pitched a complete game shutout.
-I've paid off all umpires with homemade banana bread

Fuckers. Walnuts are expensive.