Happy Birthday Ryan Freel!

(Thanks to our loyal and only reader midre cummings for the tip: http://static.flickr.com/58/175997054_aadb6acaa5_o.jpg)

This one's for you, buddy. And congrats on being named "Hooters Hungry Hitter of the Day" way over there in Sarasota. Seems like a legit honor. Looking forward to some more Pujol's robbing psycho dives("Freel's Diving Catch," pause at 36 seconds, marvel at extension) this season. God, you're awesome.

Also, maybe you should give us the keys.